CLASSIC GIGSHY
LUCRE 20th anniversary tour THE
HOMECOMING
FINSBURY PARK 23rd JUNE 1996
" NEVER
MIND THE T-SHIRTS, I SAW THE SEX PISTOLS "
A personal account by Phil Singleton (written
in 1996)
The story began March 18, 1996. After months, nay years, of speculation,
the announcement was made. That lovable group of no good low lifes, equally vilified
& celebrated, were back, the Sex Pistols. Yes, they were older, fatter, skint.
Yes, Society's Protectorate were not amused, & yes, even some rock 'n' roll
purists were offended, ("it won't be the same as in 1977"). Whatever, the Press
were full of it. They made "News At Ten". The Sex Pistols are still news.
Still sell. Bottom line. Like it or not.
Finsbury
Park, London, 23rd June 1996. The homecoming. The Filthy Lucre Tour had
begun. In just one performance, the band would be seen by more people than in
their entire previous career, 30,000 fans. The size of the concert had drawn predictable
criticism when announced, "Does this mean you're a stadium band?" asked
one. "Finsbury Park is not a stadium. It's a field." mocked John
Rotten.
Twenty
years had passed since the group exploded onto an unsuspecting, lethargic, flares
wearing public. 1976. The year of the long hot summer, of the drought, the water
bans, the sunburn. Strange that today should be so reminiscent, as if recreating
those hot, sticky, gasping conditions. The time travelling experience did not
end with the weather. Punks everywhere. Young, old, babies with mohicans. Punks
at the train station, lining the streets, falling out of bars, blocking the traffic.
Punks making their way to their place of worship, to behold the second coming.
So strange, so at odds with what the group had stood for. But today was not a
day to theorize, it was a day to savour. To be there.
Mid-day
& the gates were open. It was a festival, make no mistake. Stalls lined the
park, selling burgers, beer, tie-dye shirts(!), drug paraphernalia. Have your
body pierced, do a bungey jump. My God! Is this Woodstock '96? Mustn't theorize,
just savour. Buy the £5 programme (& find Sid Vicious written out of the history
of the group). Great nonetheless.
Check
out the T-Shirts. Major disappointment. Standard "God Save The Queen",
"Never Mind..." designs. Expected something more, ah well. Time to sit
on the grass, soak up the sun, & check out the supporting cast.
Eight
bands had the arduous task of keeping us entertained for the afternoon. 3 Colours
Red, Fluffy, Stiff Little Fingers, 60FT Dolls, Buzzcocks, Skunk Anansie, The Wildhearts,
& finally the Godfather of punk himself, Iggy Pop.
Late
afternoon. The open spaces were receding, people already jostling for position
for the evening mass. The anticipation was mounting, an undercurrent of tension
almost tangible. The sun which had baked us so mercilessly was bidding farewell,
the cooling down process enhanced by the increasingly inebriated crowd throwing
half-empty (thankfully plastic) glasses at, well, anything/body. Punk rockers
have seemingly come of age. Spitting is out, drink tossing is in.
An
inspirational, yet nostalgic performance by Iggy had filled me with hope. If an
old croc could still cut it, the Pistols, well, maybe, just maybe....
The
atmosphere changed again. Unreal, surreal, almost dreamlike. As the band's equipment
was set up, an amplifier was moved into position, the words "Sex Pistols" stenciled
across it. I shivered. It's happening.
The
stage disappeared behind a huge paper curtain, a collage of tabloid headlines
circa the "Bill Grundy Incident". The crowd became restless & anxious,
a mixture of nervous excitement & disbelief.
The PA then pumped out
a 70's pop song, then another,& another. Abba, Bay City Rollers, you name
it. Unrest dissolved into laughter as punks-a-plenty joined in a communal sing-song.
Ah, I thought. Brilliant! It's a reminder of how awful the music scene was pre-Pistols.
A recreation of the conditions that resulted in the Pistols coming into being.
Was I alone in thinking this? I looked around. Punk Rockers were singing "Dancing
Queen". Today wasn't a day to theorize, it was a day to savour. To be there.
England
football stars, Stuart Pearce & Gareth Southgate appeared on stage. "Who
said there were no more heroes?" mumbled Pearce, "Ladies & Gentlemen....the
Sex Pistols."
The
group burst through the paper curtain to rapturous applause."Are you ready?"
enquired Johnny. We had to be. The group launched into a terrifying "Bodies".
A whole damn field went crazy. 30,000 people spanning more than 2 generations,
punks, straights, hell! - a mobile phone could be seen held aloft! - all singing,
all committing a breach of the peace on a massive scale. The crowd surged, people
fell, they ran, they tried to run, they danced, they surged again. Hang on, ride
with it & hope you come out the other side.
One
song in & a great sense of relief could be felt. They were good, very good.
My god, they're still vital. Johnny Rotten sensed this too. "Any journalists
out there?" he taunted, proud of his band's opening salvo. Steve Jones simply
asked the audience to give journalists "A good hiding". Keep it basic Steve.
They
looked the part as well. Johnny Rotten, determined not to disappoint, had a new
hair-do on show. Easy to copy. Shave sides, dye green, spike a la Bart Simpson.
A check suit completed the ensemble. Steve Jones, guitar, L.A. rock ligger, bleached
hair & leopardskin lame trousers. Paul Cook, reliable, steady behind his Union
Jack drum kit. Glen Matlock, bass, appearing not to have aged during the 19 intervening
years between his Pistols duties, casual in jeans & T-shirt.
Two
songs in & the crowd were actually enjoying the show. "Fat, 40 & back"
John was in self-mocking mode. It was cabaret. The fun continued, "You
fat bastard" we sang in honor of Mr. Rotten's girth. "Don't be naughty"
sparred our hero. Hero? Yes, don't deny it. People were smiling, happy, at a Sex
Pistols concert. Don't look for explanations, juxtapositions. Don't theorize me!
Enjoy! We've waited close on 2 decades for this moment. Right or wrong, right
now, we just don't care.
Sure
there were no surprises. Note perfect renditions came & went. The adrenalin
which had all but exploded from the crowd at the start had left us drained. "You
seem a bit tired" said John, almost expressing concern. The feeling of danger
had disappeared as well. The pogoing was replaced by bopping on the spot, but
hey, most of us are not teenagers anymore.
The
songs kept coming, "Pretty Vacant" sounding even more powerful than on
record, its sing-a-long-a-bility causing a second adrenalin rush. "They only
did it 'cos of shame" spat Johnny as "EMI" closed the set. The crowd
caught their collective breath. No time to relax, we wanted more! We demanded
more!
"How
can we resist that?" asked Johnny as the Pistols emerged, refreshed, ready
to thrill & insult us some more. "We have an old song some of you old tossers
out there might remember." "Anarchy In The U.K." & 30,000 pairs
of fatigued legs went crazy. Not as crazy as before, but not far short. A tight
sounding "Problems" followed & off they went. Sex Pistols fans are
persistent. We called for one final look at our heroes. We got it. "No Fun",
all 7 glorious minutes. It dipped, it soared, it lifted & finally dropped
us. It was over.
The
crowd dispersed, contented, as they made the journey back to their normal lives,
taking with them a slice of history. Let the theorists theorize, let the purists
ponder. Good concert? A concert? Not sure it was. An event? Yes. Good? SENSATIONAL.
Review
added 23rd June 2006 (10th anniversary)
ROSKILDE
FESTIVAL, DENMARK,
28th June 1996
They
got pissed and were destroyed by Denis Decay
I
first heard Anarchy in the U.K. on Swedish radio in November 1976. It sent shivers
down my spine, and I became a Pistols fan from that day on. My friend, being Norwegian
and not so steady on either the English or Danish language, had recorded it on
a cassette. He thought the band was Danish, until I pointed out to him that this
was the most genuine British rock I had ever heard. The radio presenter finished
off with the following words; "That was the Sex Pistols. And who knows; maybe
they represent something new in rock music?"
Within
a year I was living in Cornwall. From here I was often on the phone to various
venues in Plymouth. Rumour had it that the Sex Pistols were heading down our way,
although none of the venues would confirm any secret dates with the band. The
booking agent at Wood's in Plymouth ensured me that he'd get back to me on the
'phone if he managed to book the Pistols. He asked me to leave my number. The
bastard never phoned me up again, and to my horror and great disappointment I
later found out that the Pistols played a secret gig at Woods in Plymouth on 31
August as "The Hamsters". The day after, 1 September 1977, the band
performed at Winter Gardens in Penzance as "A Mystery Band Of International
Repute". No one knew about it outside Penzance. The rest of 1977 was spent
hoping for and awaiting another appearance from the band somewhere near our way.
It never happened. To add to the irritation, a friend back home in Norway wrote
me to tell that Sex Pistols were on a Scandinavian tour the summer of 1977, playing
a gig at The Pingvin Club in my native home town of Oslo. Mind you, being only
16 at the time, I probably wouldn't have had any chance to attend the gig anyway,
which had a strict 20 years old plus entrance criteria. I did go to see The Clash
and Richard Hell & the Voidoids play in Plymouth the autumn of 77. They had
with them Glen Matlock as a guest musician on some songs. It sounded very good.
I also saw the Rich Kids play Pretty Vacant in Plymouth the spring of 1978. "Play
God Save the Queen", someone in the audience shouted. "No way, that's
Pistols shit", Matlock replied.
Some
years later, in 1986, I was working for a Norwegian music paper when Public Image
Ltd. visited Oslo. The editor sent me to interview Lydon and the others. What
I foresaw as an interesting conversation with John fell into a shambles when he
thought I was "a spy from the British music press" and therefore wanted
Virgin records to throw me out from the press-conference. They assured him I was
no such thing as a reporter from English tabloids, and John reluctantly did a
halfhearted interview. No talk about the Pistols, apart from the fact that hated
the movie "Sid & Nancy."
In
1996 came my first ever, and so far, only chance to see the Sex Pistols live,
now reformed with Glen Matlock on bass. They played at the Roskilde Festival in
Denmark. Me and a friend bought a ticket to the festival, and then set out on
a 450 mile long trip from Norway to Denmark. When the Pistols entered the main
stage, the PA didn't kick in until the band were half way through their first
song, Bodies. But they sounded really good. The music still had attitude and energy
enough to convince me that they still were a brilliant band. During their second
song, someone in the audience threw a bottle on-stage. Lydon remarked that he
didn't take to kindly to this and asked them to stop. By the third song, more
bottles were hurled on stage, just missing Lydon's head.
"Fucking
stop throwing bottles", Lydon remarked - more angry this time. He also threatened
to leave the stage if the security in front of the stage didn't stop the mischiefs.
Then came another shower of bottles. "Fuck this. I warned you. That's it,"
announced Lydon as he walked off the stage with the rest of the band. Their performance
was over, after only four songs. Although very disappointed, I could understand
the bands point of view. Security in front of the stage was appalling.
Later
that day, we met a couple of Norwegians who claimed they were responsible for
throwing the bottles. I asked them why they had done this. "The Pistols are
a punk rock band, right? They should be able to handle a few bottles on stage,"
said one of the guys.
I
told him how pathetic they both were and something about the danger of flying
bottles, especially if they actually were to hit the performers on stage. My friend,
aware of the fact that I'd waited a long time to see the Sex Pistols play, told
me that we really should punish these guys in some way. We therefore decided to
befriend them and then strike when they least expected it. The Norwegians we're
already quite drunk when we offered them to smoke some very potent black hashish
my friend had picked up in Copenhagen. Unknowing to them, we made a killer mix
of four grams, filled a big pipe and served them. They eagerly smoked, unaware
of its effects. After a short while they started mumbling incoherently to each
other, and became very disorientated. One off them fell backwards on his tent
and hit his head on a beer crate and immediately passed out. His friend was crawling
around on all fours, not knowing who or where he was, making strange sounds -
until he also passed out. A Dane came up to us and asked what we'd given them
and laughed out loud when he heard exactly what we'd served them. He also thanked
us for silencing them, because these two guys had been, since their arrival at
the festival, a loudmouthed and annoying pain in the arse to all the other campers
around them.
When
the duo woke up about four hours later, the one who fell on the beer crate checked
his head, only to find a deep cut and coagulated blood from where the beer-crate
had impacted. He needed medical attention and some stitches for that. The other
one glanced pretty blurred our way. Their tent was in a shambles and somebody
had stolen their beer and CD-player when they had passed out. They also missed
some bands that they wanted to see play at the festival.
"That's
for screwing up the Pistols concert," we shouted from where we were sitting.
No reply came, and the duo remained very silent for the rest of the festival.

Pictures
above: Sex Pistols in action at the Roskilde Festival
Review
added March 2006
NEVER
MIND THE BANS Memories
of Wolverhampton by
Malcolm Jeffrey
Story
one. I'm 41 now but in 1977 I was 17, living
in Stourbridge, and the Sex Pistols were the most important band ever. And they
rarely toured, if they did they'd go out under assumed names (Tax Exiles, Acne
Ramble etc), and the local councils would decimate their dates, so it was fucking
impossible to see them. On Thursdays, the NME and Sounds came out and I'd read
them at the back of my maths class in the morning: that week, the inside page
of Sounds said that the Pistols were going On Tour Secretly and, although they
weren't publishing the dates for fear of cancellations, fans in Coventry, Birkenhead,
Cromer, Huddersfield, etc etc,. and Wolverhampton. should check their local press.
Now Wolverhampton is a bus ride away - I HAVE to go to the gig. So I bought a
local paper in the dinner hour and scoured through the small ads looking for "SPOTS"
but there, bold as brass was a tiny half-inch ad saying "Sex Pistols Wolverhampton
Lafayettes 18th December". So I hit the library to find out where
the Laf was, got the number and rang the Club to find out the prices. The gig
was next Sunday, you needed to be a member of their over-18's Sunday Club (I've
still got the membership card) and the tickets were £1.75.
5
mates are interested, but I'm 17 and broke, so two of us pool resources and barely
scrape a fiver between us, £4 short of the required cash. However, it IS coming
up to Christmas and, being a teenage punk fan, none of my relatives knew what
to get me anymore, so I had maybe £10 in Boots Gift Tokens which had already arrived
through the post - and I have a trick up my sleeve. We skive off games on the
Thursday afternoon and get the bus to Wolverhampton: the guy with the tickets
is on his dinner break so we have an hour to kill.
Now,
in those far-off days, you could buy something with your Boots gift tokens and
if it costed less than the tokens' value they'd give you the change up to the
next 50p and the rest in more tokens. So we went to Boots and I bought a Mars
Bar - maybe 12p or something. "Don't you want anything else?" says the
shop lady. "No" I fib, and collect 38p in change and £4.50 in new gift
tokens. Then it's upstairs to the record department to buy a 10p plastic single
sleeve. Another 40p and more tokens. Downstairs again to buy a torch battery -
15p. 35p change and more tokens. There were two Boots' in Wolverhampton and we
spent the hour commuting between them when the security guards got suspicious,
but I ended up with a huge sheaf of used gift token cards - and £4 in change.
Hurray! Back to the Laf, lied about our ages and addresses, joined the Sunday
Club and got the tickets - vivid pink in colour. You can have no idea how important
I felt, getting back to Stourbridge, seeing all my schoolmates milling about in
the town after the end of classes, with four tickets to the Sex Pistols in my
pocket !!
Story two. My mum frowned on
my interest in punk and new wave, but she was pretty understanding and I'd already
been to see the Stranglers, the Jam, and 999 by then in the early days of my gigging
career. The Pistols were right out, however - filthy, decadent and disgusting
- and so I had to pull a small deception. "Who are you going to see on Sunday
?" she asked. "A punk band called The Spots", I truthfully reply.
Off I go on Sunday evening and get to the Laf and the bouncers are turning everyone
back: Johnny Rotten has a sore throat and the gig is postponed to the 21st
so we plod off home again. When I arrive at home, my mum says "What's happened
?" and I tell her that the lead singer has a poorly throat and the gig is
postponed till Wednesday.
Monday morning
and I'm off to school. On my purple Raleigh Chopper. I open the front door and
the Daily Mirror is on the mat, so I take it in to my mum. And what's on the front
page ? A picture of Johnny in a hat, looking very pissed off, with a small article
to the effect that "Johnny Rotten cancels opening gig of secret Sex Pistols
tour in Wolverhampton because of sore throat." I had given my mum just enough
information to hang myself: fitted up good and proper! Daily Mirror - you utter,
utter, utter, utter bastards, I thought (or the 1977 equivalent). The irony of
the situation was not lost on me though and I had to smile. Mind you, I did have
to undergo the "You were going to the Sex Pistols last night !!" argument
when I got back. Tee hee !
THAMES
RIVER BOAT PARTY 7th June'77
My
memories of the 1977 boat party... by Ray Morrissey
As
everyone knows, trying to find out where and when the Pistols were playing in
1977 was a nightmare if you were not mates of someone in the music press, as they
were banned from every decent sized venue.
The
boat trip was on June 7th but on the two nights before on June 5th and 6th I was
at The Roundhouse to see a great triple bill of Ramones, Talking Heads, and The
Saints. As luck would have it, Sid Vicious was at one of the shows. I had a quick
chat with him and casually asked if the band had plans for any live shows. When
he told me they were to play on a boat on the Thames that weekend I could not
believe my ears. He said it was invite only, but to come along and try to get
on.
What
I remember was that it was a Sunday, so we turned up about 6pm expecting the boat
to leave at around 8pm, but as we got there the last of the guests were going
on and the boat left shortly after 6pm. (In the Dennis Morris book 'Destroy',
I am one of those pictured in the queue for the boat, with other people like myself
who did not get on. The look on our faces clearly shows, "The fucking boat
is leaving without us.") It pulled away and the rest is history.
All
was not lost as we had a back up plan. We left the area at 7pm for Earls Court
Arena to see Queen live in concert. We bunked in the side doors and got down the
front and had a great night.
BRUNEL
UNIVERSITY, UXBRIDGE 16th December '77
LET
ME TELL YOU A STORY by Leigh Heggarty
I
was 16 at the time (you work it out!) and still at school. I remember one of the
lads saying that his brother (or somebody like that) had told him there was a
"mystery group" playing Brunel the following Friday. I also remember
hearing an advert on Capital Radio. Anyway, one of the lads at school had a moped
(!) so we all chipped in £1.75 each and he went over in the lunch break
and bought a batch of tickets. I have a vague memory of him buying a few extras
and touting them in the playground!
Anyway,
come the day of the show I had a heavy cold and nearly didn't go (!!) but much
to my Mum and Dads horror I heroically made it down there (it's only about
three miles away). There was a big crowd waiting outside the venue which grew
more and more restless as time went on, particularly as you could hear the band
sound-checking inside ('No Feelings' if I remember correctly). I've since read
that they had lost the front door key - whatever, we were outside for what seemed
ages. When they did eventually get the doors open somebody (presumably on the
door) shouted something like, "Will everyone with tickets hold them up in
the air". This of course, produced chaos with people trying to steal tickets
out of each others hands! We just cowered at the back trying not to wave our tickets
around until finally we were able to make our way in... Yes, you've guessed it,
another long wait with the only amusement provided by the Boomtown Rats, who were
throwing badges into the crowd from the balcony. We'd also heard that members
of The Ramones and local heroes The Lurkers were in the crowd, although we couldn't
spot any of them. At last the band appeared to considerable mayhem, with Rotten
saying words to the effect of "Welcome to the most disorganised gig I've
ever seen". Anyway, we were away! Although I wasn't too well I remember thinking
the band sounded bad (although they looked great) and being very disappointed
by it all... sad really. I thought it may just have been me, but I've since heard
a tape (terrible quality) and I've spoken to a few people who were there who also
saw earlier Matlock gigs, and they thought it was terrible too. I don't remember
ever hearing John, Paul or Steve saying anything good about it. Just my luck I
guess!
Anyway, my luck improved a few years later when the band I was
in at the time, 'The Price', supported Glen Matlock's 'Mavericks' (as they were
still known then) a few times and I got to know them all quite well. They were
a great band, even better than their 'Hard Work' CD suggests. The first gig we
played with them was in Dunstable and I was amazed at the number of people who
turned up with Pistols memorabilia for Glen to sign. I was standing with him when
someone he'd just autographed 'NMTB' for challenged him indignantly on what he'd
written. Maybe they'd seen "Ex-Sex Pistol" on the poster and was amazed
how much Rotten had changed! Maybe they'd expected him to sign "Sid",
who knows... whatever, Glen took it all well. I was hoping to see Glen at his
recent London gig but unfortunately I'd already made other plans (this may have
been a mistake!). Still, I hope I'll catch up with him again one day. I did see
him in 1996 with the Pistols both at Finsbury Park and Shepherds Bush Empire,
the latter being about the best rock gig I've ever seen and probably EVER will
see. The bootleg CD and video can't do justice to that night - marvellous!! Anyway
that's about it (so far). I did say my story wasn't that exciting but it means
a lot to me. I've still got my Brunel ticket somewhere - I guess it's worth a
bit more than £1.75 these days, but sorry it's not for sale!
IVANHOES,
HUDDERSFIELD 25th December '77
BILL
WRIGHT MEETS THE SEX
PISTOLS
This
article originally appeared in the 1984 'ROUSKA' fanzine and was written by Bill
Wright. Thanks to Bill and Richard Rouskateer, whereever you may be...
In
the late seventies, 'Bankhouse Entertainments' ran weekly promotions. At 'Pickwicks'
(Dewsbury) on Mondays and at 'Ivnanhoes' (Huddersfield) on Tuesday nights. Over
a three month period I booked a whole host of punk bands and other interesting
stuff like the Record Mirror Road Show, Chris Spedding etc... A lot of it great
music, fresh in! However after a short time we found ourselves to be losing money.
I was getting really worried. I thought, "Crikey! I'm going to lose my agency
and everything else". But I needn't have worried as lady luck was just around
the corner...
One
night, whilst seeing some of my bands audition for gigs abroad at Wakefields 'Tiffanys',
I got a call from the Sex Pistols agent. "How d'ya like a date on the Sex
Pistols?" I said,"Yeeeaah, great!" I thought he was joking to start
with. Like, everybody wanted them, but you couldn't for love or money. If you'd
offered them ten grand it would have made no difference. All they wanted was the
right situation and the right club. Then he said, "They fancy doing Xmas
Day, how about it?" I couldn't believe it, but that was the PISTOLS. That's
the way they went about things. So I said, "Yeah, lets do it." It was
decided that 'Ivanhoes' should be the venue and that the cost a mere £600.
Which was a pittance for them in those days. However there was just one reservation
and that was that we were quiet about the whole thing. So we passed the good news
by word of mouth. Only problem was that things got out of hand and it wasn't long
before the press got wind of what was going down. Now Virgin, the Pistols record
company at the time, wanted to make it a really special occasion. So between us
we decided that it would be a good idea to do an afternoon show for the underprivileged
kids of the area and then a show for the regular fans on the night.
Can
you imagine it though, the Pistols playing to five, four, even three year olds...
Unbelievable but it
happened! Virgin said, "We want to do the job right, lets getinto
this place and dress it up to make it look like a castle." This they did.
A gigantic cake was laid on too. A splodgy one full of cream. And a few other
goodies, like a sweet mountain. It all cost a small fortune, which Virgin thankfully
paid for most of! So it comes to Xmas Day morning and there I was, shrugging my
shoulders, sublimely accepting no one would turn up. But I was wrong! They did,
all 500 of them. So too did Malcolm Mclaren, though I'm not too sure he was all
that welcome, he seemed very remote from the band. It was as if there were some
kind of antagonism going on between them. Anyway, the kids got stuck into the
sweet mountain, skateboards and other goodies. Their faces a delight to see. Fantastic!
Then, just before the Pistols were due to go on, Johnny came out and went up to
the giant Xmas cake. A large number of the kids followed him. They struck up a
rapport with him immediately. From the word go! They liked him. He then got this
huge knife and cut an enormous chunk out of the cake. I can see it now. He passed
this piece to this little girl who tried but failed to take a bite out of it.
So he took one instead, then some more, and more... then they all joined in. He
finished up by jumping into the cake and they all splodged him.
Then
there was another incident.
I don't know if it's really worth recording.. Where
I for one reason or another went backstage. (This was also before the Pistols
were due on). There,
in the dressing room I found Sid. He was leaning upagainst
this wall and like everything was hanging out! Nancy, was knelt down in
front of him doing what comes... what it is they do, and I had happened to intrude!
But there was no rush, or panic or instant thing. Sid just turned his head towards
me very slowly (he was spaced out) and came out with the longest, most drawn out
"Fuck off" I'd ever heard. I then left, thrilled that I'd actually had
a conversation with Sid Vicious and that was that. Time to go on stage, and I
was stood near Sid. All the very young ones were at the front when Sid started
his usual thing of f..in and bl..indin. But Johnny turned to him and said something
like, "Sid, there's all these young kids, lets just for once cut that shall
we!" And for the next 20/30 minutes, (they only did a short set for the kids)
that's exactly what he did. Now that showed Johnny for what he was, still is in
my opinion. A nice bloke!
Afterwards
in conversation with him he was just like me or you. You know how you're in awe
of these people and think they're very whatever.But
he was a really nice bloke who... the business was tearing them all apart...and
it did... his brain was being pulled all different ways... they got big far too
quickly... and on such a funny level, with the aggro thing that followed them
around. But they did that performance and the kids absolutely loved it, even the
really young ones. On the night... We'd sold all our tickets and we felt that
we were limited to about 500 in that venue. So the performance comes around and
a massive queue forms outside. After we let in all the people who had tickets
there were still many more left outside. So were what seemed like every copper
in the British Isles. And then this big inspector chap comes over, badges a plenty,
to have a word with me. I was on the door and I was panicking. "God have
we let too many in... jeez they're really going to do us now." But to my
surprise this is what he had to say, "Look there's all these people out here
still and you're trying to close your doors now. I know you've got fire regulations
to observe but it's Xmas Day and the last thing that we want is for all these
people, from all over Britain, going around town kicking windows in. We would
rather have the risk of them going in there."
So that's what happened
and believe you me those people were shoving anything in your hands. Whether it
was £10, £20... anything to get past those doors. The horrible thing
was that I was taking it all and stuffing it where I could. In no time at all
I was like a walking money box. So on this gig, all my pockets were full... everyone
got in and the band turned in an incredible performance. Anybody that tells you
the band weren't as good as their image portrayed or whatever, in a live situation
they were amazing, excellent. In tune spot on. However things might not have turned
out so well. There were so many in that place that underneath the floor, where
the dressing room was, you could see the roof sagging in the middle! Pieces of
plaster were dropping all the time. For about half an hour I had a real genuine
fear that this was going to end up a 'News of the World' feature. But it all added
to the general excitement of the event. At the end of the night a bloke representing
the Pistols came up for the £600 cheque. He asked me what I thought of the
days proceedings. "Absolutely fantastic!" I told him. "I was just
about to go bankrupt, in fact I've never enjoyed writing out such a large cheque
before in all my life." I wrote it out, signed it and from that day to this,
they've never cashed the cheque, just never did. I don't know whether they lit
a cigar with it or threw it out of the plane. But what they did immediately from
there was to fly over to America. And we all know what happened there. So it ended.
The gig of the century had made good all the losses I'd made in the previous three
months promoting up n'coming punk bands, those were the days!
IVANHOES,
HUDDERSFIELD 25th December '77
This
review was posted to the God Save The Sex Pistols Message Board on 6th January
2001 following a discussion. It is written by Russ who has very kindly given us
permission to publish it here. What follows is an interview Russ held with his
brother-in-law Kevin who was present at the gig.
Q
- When did you first hear about the Xmas day gig?
A
- A couple of months before, probably beginning of November. We didn't know a
date or a venue, there was just this rumour going about. First of all it was word
of mouth at some of the Punk clubs around Leeds that the Sex Pistols were gonna
be doing a secret gig in the north of England. There were no dates or venues at
this point. But there was this really long-winded process you had to go through
to get tickets. It was like a voucher system. First thing you had to do was get
these vouchers. I went to a club in Dewsbury to see a band called The Lurkers
and a few other bands, hardly anyone was there, but throughout Yorkshire you went
to these gigs and got these vouchers. I don't think anyone really believed it
but we got them anyway. When you'd got the vouchers then you could buy a ticket
(the address was on the back). Nobody knew it was Christmas day in Huddersfield
until a few days before when the tickets arrived in the post.
Q
- Did you know there were two gigs that day?
A
- Yes, when we got there we found out there'd been one in the afternoon. Gingerbread,
the one parent families organisation had something to do with the daytime gig,
apparently they'd organised a party for underprivileged kids and kids of single
parent families.
Q
- Were there demonstrators or protesters outside?
A
- No, cos it was such a secret gig, nobody knew it was there till a few days before.
Huddersfield City center was really quiet with it being Christmas day.
Q
- So what do you remember about the gig?
A
- We got there early, we were like the first people in. I remember it was really
hot in there cos it was a very small club and it got totally packed out. When
we got in Rotten was stood in the middle of the dance floor wearing a pith helmet
(as worn by African explorers etc) and a mohair jumper skanking away (dancing)
to reggae music. I didn't speak to him but one of my mates I think asked him when
the gig was starting. Don't know if he got an answer, he certainly didn't stop
to chat to anyone. As the club started to fill up a sort of circle surrounded
him but nobody seemed to speak to him. Rotten never came across as being the most
approachable person, so people just left him to it. The rest of the band was in
the crowd just chatting with people. Sid walked right past us but he was in a
world of his own, totally off his face. Remember that heroin wasn't a widely used
drug then so we just thought he just looked really pissed, like he'd been boozing
all day. He looked ill. Nancy was there keeping an eye on him, following him everywhere.
They didn't seem to mix with the rest of the band. Eventually the band disappeared
and it was quite a while before they came on. There weren't any support bands
or anything. I also remember that Rotten seemed really isolated from the rest
of the band, but then again he was like that when I saw them on the Anarchy tour
in Leeds. The bar was open so by the time they eventually came on everybody was
tanked up and well into it.
Q
- How long did they play for / can you remember any of the songs?
A
- I think they played for about 45 minutes to an hour. It was 23 years ago so
I don't remember what songs they played, although I do remember them doing Belsen
Was A Gas because it was the first time I'd ever heard it.
Q
- You said there was a camera there. Did you notice if they filmed the whole gig?
A
- It was hard to see because the club was so small. The stage area was really
compact and was full of stacks. It was an intimate gig to say the least, just
heaving with people and really hot. There were tables against the wall either
side of the dance floor that they'd used for the party during the day, so we stood
at the ones at the right hand side near the front. We could hardly see Steve Jones
but got a great view of Rotten and Sid. Sid had his jacket off for most of the
gig. It was really loud so you couldn't tell if Sid was playing or not, but it
looked like he was, there was no goading with the crowd or anything, he was well
out of it, but he seemed to be playing along.
There
was quite a lot of banter with the audience. I remember there was this one bloke
there, can't remember his name but he was this tall blond bloke who was lead singer
of The Jerks who was quite well known around the Leeds punk circuit. He was a
real poser and I think Rotten had his eye on him. He was right at the front and
Rotten kept making these snide remarks at him. I thought he was going to smack
him at one point.
One
thing I really remember (laughing) was a few songs in, Steve Jones walked up to
the mic in between two songs and shouts "Right then, who wants to suck me'
cock!". All these blokes started shouting like "Yeah, me, me!"
Jones was just like stepping back waving his arms going "No, no blokes, just
women!". We were pissing ourselves laughing!
I
really wish I'd kept some of the paraphernalia because there were these huge posters
all over the place that people were ripping off the walls before and after the
gig. I kept my ticket too for years but that got lost somewhere.
Q
- Anything else?
A
- To be honest it was the 2nd time I'd seen the Pistols and I remember the Anarchy
gig a lot more. It was a totally different atmosphere. It was December 6th, just
a few days after the Grundy thing. They achieved tremendous notoriety very quickly,
really hyped up, it was all so new. It put an awful lot of people off going but
it also attracted people like me, I was 18 then. The atmosphere at that gig was
amazing. If I had to say which was the better of the two gigs I'd have to say
the Leeds gig.
"ROLLING
STONE" MAGAZINE, MARCH 9, 1978
PERFORMANCE "God Save The Sex Pistols"
WINTERLAND,
SAN FRANSISCO January 14th, 1978
By
Greil Marcus
On
the last stop of the Sex Pistols' first American tour, they took on almost as
many people - over 5000 - as they faced in Atlanta, Memphis, Baton Rouge, Dallas,
San Antonio and Tulsa put together. They held the stage for an hour: four days
later, they blew apart. It may be that the Pistols' only alternative to the future
the rock & roll world had imagined for them - a future devoid if imagination,
a future made up of the rock & roll rewards and penalties they had set out
to deny - was to quit the scene; that or a plane crash.
The
Sex Pistols left behind more history than music, but on their final night the
music lived up to the history. * The first thing that struck me, not a minute
into their show, was how much stronger the Pistols sounded onstage than on their
records. The music was all bite: you could reach out and touch every jagged note.
It was Steve Jones - somehow revitalizing every stance in the English book while
sounding as if he were playing a guitar factory instead of a mere guitar - and
drummer Paul Cook who made the noise, and together they were likely the only great
two-man band in the history of rock & roll. Sid Vicious used his bass as a
prop; spraying the crowd with spit, beer and mucus, he looked like an English
Charlie Starkweather. With one arm taped from wrist to bicep (Vicious was to OD
twice that week), he was there to bait the crowd.
What
was most surprising about Johnny Rotten was his intelligence: intelligence you
could read most clearly in his eyes - he might have been a kid out of Village
of the Damned seventeen years later - but also in the way he used his body. He
slumped like Quasimodo; he cut through the curtain of objects hitting the stage
and the band (ice, cups, shoes, coins, pins and probably rocks) with a twist of
his neck. He hung onto the mike as if he were in a wind tunnel, about to be blown
off the stage.
"There's not enough presents", Rotten yelled after a belt flew over
his shoulder. "You'll have to throw up better things than that." A perfectly
rolled British umbrella landed at his feet. "That'll do", he said. The
crowd wasn't young - most were older than anyone in the band - and they were nasty,
either by pose, choice, or necessity. A man in a football helmet butted his way
through the crush until he smashed a cripple out of his wheelchair; the band went
it's own way. "Bodies" broke the show open with the same intensity with
which "No Fun" - the single encore - finished it off: Rotten and Jones
bore down as if they had nothing left to lose. There was the unrecorded "Belsen
Was A Gas" ("Belsen is a gas, I heard the other day / Saw the open graves
where the Jews all lay"), the careening momentum of "Liar", the
dead-end kid splutter of "Problems", and finest of all, the fury and
glee Rotten put into the chorus of "Pretty Vacant": "AND WE DON'T
CARE!" Finest of all, because the force of his negation brought such pleasure:
a thin edge of affirmation.
Just before the band left the stage - carefully
gathering up everything of value from the floor (there were four umbrellas by
the end) - Rotten rang a change on his music. It was that famous line from "Anarchy".
"Don't know what I want / But I know how to get it." This night the
negative was gone. He knew what he wanted, Rotten shouted, and he meant it. But
whatever it was, those of us who were there couldn't give it to him - and he knew
that too. So, minutes later, he left, and we will see nothing like him again.
*
Not that the band wasn't ready to make more. They had planned to hit Brazil immediately
after the U.S.A.: their opening act would have been one Ronald Biggs, reading
poetry. Ronald Biggs was a member of the gang that pulled off the Great Train
Robbery.
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