JONESY'S JUKEBOX - the complete guide
December
2004
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Week
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Date
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Guests | Topics discussed |
| Note: Pistols related songs played are denoted by punctuation, i.e. "Friggin in the Riggin". | |||
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43
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01/12/04
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Setting up instant messenger & web cam; why do people dance?; gonna play xmas songs; needs a talking class; using Jonesy mug; Dave Grohl looks like an Osmond. | |
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43
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02/12/04
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Indie wristbands; web cam is up; end of 1996 Sex Pistols tour had sex in guys house who taped it & steve destroyed the tape; "Angeline" "I Wanna Be Me"; whistles a very long All the Young Dudes. | |
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43
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03/12/04
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Dweezil Zappa | Went to indie key club show last night; dweezil's 75 min piece of music w/ various guitar players; Peter Green; silver combs to steal cars; Frank Zappa; kids with records and TV shows; Miami Vice. |
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44
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06/12/04
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It's cold out; pulled a calf muscle; Scottish Herald photo shoot; guy who dropped dead playing soccer; watched Peter Sellers movie; Vince Neil's face & Motley Crue @ Palladium, called St. Nick cuz he probably stole all the presents. | |
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44
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07/12/04
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Ulysses from Ozomatli(phone) | Playing Father Xmas; cable is a rip off; Ozomatli food for homeless drive; mentions Pete & Curt from his Fire & Gasoline tour; his calf is better - not hobbling around as much; whistles "C'mon Everybody"; mentions not happy w/ Sex Pistols version - thought they could have done a much better job; Greedies "Merry Jingle". |
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44
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08/12/04
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Received an erotic Xmas box from condom mania w/ gummy boobs; whips, etc; went out for food with friends last night & at 2am ate whole pint of haagen-dazs; plays El Vez version of Feliz Navidad which starts just like "Public Image". | |
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44
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09/12/04
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Mentions that Shovel saw Professionals in Detroit again; Dimebag Darrell/Damageplan shooting; "No One Is Innocent". | |
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44
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10/12/04
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Berlin | Caller sings Jonesy Jingle Bells song; Berlin plug their show & Camp Freddy; Steve's weight; Phil Spector in jail jokes; lost his mojo; Berlin play acoustic Metro; Steve gets fat when not having sex. |
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45
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13/12/04
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Chelsea Football; Chequered Past story w/ Nigel Harrison about 1st hearing Motley Crue; should have added a throwup sound on Anarchy; wants someone to do a Never Mind The Bollocks mash up with famous guitar players solos instead of Steve's; dirty Xmas song; needs broadcast school again. | |
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45
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14/12/04
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Makes fun of Shovell & his upcoming vacation. | |
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45
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15/12/04
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Was (not) Was | Intro with Night before Xmas Jonesy story; went for walk & is knackered; hates reality TV; sick of being fat; talks about Was Not Was and reason for reunion; MC hammer cable religious show; WNW scoring a UK dance hit this year; mentions Kelly's Heroes. |
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45
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16/12/04
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Feels like has flu but loving weather; whistles "I Love Rock n Roll"; Are Friends/Our Friends Electric; Silence of Lambs impression; lambs and fish are cute; Steve sings "You Need Glands"; Steve can't kill animals. | |
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45
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17/12/04
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Real men of genius (Budweiser) | In a poxy mood - doesn't want to be here; sick; Budwesier commercial guys; one of them is old singer from Survivor who sings Eye of the Tiger in studio;"Public Image"; special indie/Jonesy Budlight commercial; Steve keeps adding pie 'n' mash; wishes all a happy Xmas. |
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46
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20/12/04
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No Steve - Guest Host-Michael DesBarres | |
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46
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21/12/04
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No Steve - Guest Host-John Taylor | |
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46
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22/12/04
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No Steve - Guest Host-Rob Zombie | |
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46
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23/12/04
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No Steve - Guest Host-Ian Astbury | |
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46
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24/12/04
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No Steve - Guest Host-Jack Grisham (TSOL) | |
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47
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27/12/04 | The Strokes (Nick & Fab) | Xmas: Thailand and Tsunami; liked film Collateral; Bowie equipment story; dog burps; Kutie Jones & Wally story; Says Shabby Tiger song about Nancy; waxed his nuts once; was depressed yesterday. |
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47
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28/12/04 | Uses computer voice a lot; LA Calender article out today; internet not working; Black Oak / Bob Seger confusion; Liked Life Aquatic film. | |
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47
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29/12/04 | Says "exterminate, exterminate"; needs smart water; academy screeners; email scams; plays 80's theme music; "Rise"; gets angry at computer voice; uses different accents. | |
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47
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30/12/04 | Explains why he mentions the weather; calls computer voice, Sebastion, and argues with it; "Ghost of Princes…"; whistles Ant Music. | |
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47
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31/12/04 | Naveen Andrews (actor), Juliette lewis (3rd time) | Naveen
and Steve acoustic session. The duo play 6 full songs throughout show: "Silly Thing" - Steve vocals / Golden Brown (Stranglers) - Naveen vocals / "Seventeen" - Steve vocals / Shake Some Action - both on vocals / "Just Another Dream" - Steve vocals / Gimme Danger - Naveen, Steve & Juliette on vocals. Plus Steve plays & whistles Boston -More Than A Feeling for contest; Bowie & Performance film; jokes about heroin with quote from Dolemite film; says that Juliette is "Celibate for the Hell of it"; asks her what crowd she gets. |
Compiled by Dino Everett
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